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The Absolute Best Places to Pick Up Chicks

Check out my latest article, on National Lampoon, here!

Posted by CuddlyNinja | February 23, 2012 | Categories: Articles, Uncategorized | Leave A Comment »

Freddie Mercury Tweets

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Posted by CuddlyNinja | January 31, 2012 | Categories: Random, Uncategorized | Leave A Comment »

Stand-Up 7 – Red House Tavern

Posted by CuddlyNinja | January 19, 2012 | Categories: Stand-Up | Leave A Comment »

The Life of Claude: How Grand Theft Auto III is Criminally Misunderstood | National Lampoon

http://nationallampoon.com/articles/the-life-of-claude-how-grand-theft-auto-iii-is-criminally-misunderstood

Posted by CuddlyNinja | January 9, 2012 | Categories: Articles | Leave A Comment »

Titanic Tweets

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Posted by CuddlyNinja | December 27, 2011 | Categories: Uncategorized | Leave A Comment »

Snow Globes

Every time you shake a snow globe, an elf cums.

Posted by CuddlyNinja | December 23, 2011 | Categories: Random | Leave A Comment »

Hogwarts

If I went to Hogwarts the Room of Requirement would just be filled with a bunch of blow and the new FIFA on Xbox.

Posted by CuddlyNinja | December 18, 2011 | Categories: Random | Leave A Comment »

House Music

“House music” is just a kid on ecstasy beat boxing while Hugh Laurie tells you that you’re dying of cancer.

Posted by CuddlyNinja | December 6, 2011 | Categories: Random | 1 Comment »

Boltron

“When a man loves four of his friends and they’re robots and form together to fight evil”

- Michael Boltron

Posted by CuddlyNinja | November 25, 2011 | Categories: Random | Leave A Comment »

Final Fantasy Characters Hit on Girls at a Strip Club

Please check out my article at Slacktory here and I’ll love you for at least a minute and a half.

Posted by CuddlyNinja | November 18, 2011 | Categories: Articles | Leave A Comment »

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